Cooper, the real Elvis, a bunch of weird space babies like in Space Odyssey: 2001, etc).
One of the earliest known visits from our far off neighbors.Īs the Cold War went on, Area 51 continued to serve as a repository for many highly classified projects and discoveries that required utter secrecy in the name of national security (various experimental aircraft, the missing 18 minutes of Nixon’s tapes where he admits he’s mysterious hijacker D. Several species that made contact since graciously offered to assist in the process of destroying our world, but we Earthlings are always quick to assure them we have it covered.
They encountered humans and, according to top secret official documents, “immediately understood” all the nuking ( The Super-Secret Diary of Harry S Truman Do Not Read Hands Off Especially You Bess, Library of Congress). The aliens initially made contact on this very site (not some of the other rumored first contact or crash locations) in an attempt to find out what kind of moronic species would repeatedly and intentionally irradiate its own planet. So congratulations and welcome to Area 51! And, as our intermittent allies the Klingons (yes, the Klingons are real and they are a hoot) like to say, “Qapla!” HistoryĪrea 51 began as part of the Nevada Testing Site where the US Army conducted some of it early nuclear weapons experiments during the Cold War. Either way, you made it through the front gate. Or you’re imprisoned here alongside hundreds of thousands of your fellow internet vigilantes who tried to rush the fences, awaiting interrogation and/or carbonite freezing. If you’re reading this, then you’re lucky enough to be one of the elite few uniformed men and women assigned to this post. MBG presents the very first MyBaseLessGuide: our special series of guides and relocation handbooks to the military’s most tippy-top secret, super weirdest, and/or 100% fictional posts.
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